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The maiden issue of The McKinley Sleuth (TMS) magazine, the new website of the team behind Gossip:Glee, is out now. First on our cover is no other done Cheerios magnificoach Sue Sylvester. Hit the links to read the articles featured on the cover. Glee club DQ’d from sectionals Schueman and missus off to Splitsville Ms. P and K-Tan Wedding Alert! Sue Sylvester and why she’s wearing the smile of victory; guess what she had ‘done’ TMS is now on Twitter, Formspring and Tumblr Preggy Q back in Cheerios? The McKinley Sleuth mailing address page Please reblog and spread the word!

The maiden issue of The McKinley Sleuth (TMS) magazine, the new website of the team behind Gossip:Glee, is out now. First on our cover is no other done Cheerios magnificoach Sue Sylvester. Hit the links to read the articles featured on the cover.

Please reblog and spread the word!

    This is a public service announcement from the team behind Gossip: Glee. Due to the recent hacking of our site, we have decided to move our assets to a more secure service. The move was also prompted by the banning of the site in WMHS by Principal Figgins following the controversial articles we have published. In place of Gossip: Glee will be The McKinley Sleuth (TMS). Same boldness, same audacity. And quite frankly it would come as no surprise if the site will be subject to banning in McKinley once it begins net-wide publicity. We’re good with that — so long as you keep following us, ‘cause rest assured, we’ll be holmesing the kind of McKinley high dirt you want, stat. Please reblog and spread the word.

    This is a public service announcement from the team behind Gossip: Glee. Due to the recent hacking of our site, we have decided to move our assets to a more secure service. The move was also prompted by the banning of the site in WMHS by Principal Figgins following the controversial articles we have published.

    In place of Gossip: Glee will be The McKinley Sleuth (TMS). Same boldness, same audacity. And quite frankly it would come as no surprise if the site will be subject to banning in McKinley once it begins net-wide publicity.

    We’re good with that — so long as you keep following us, ‘cause rest assured, we’ll be holmesing the kind of McKinley high dirt you want, stat. Please reblog and spread the word.

    WTF is a Gossip Glee? Monkeys run it! (As opposed to the A blog run by the wondrously handsome fellow above!) This “news” site is crap. Just total crap. Bunch of a-holes trying to get into Quinn Fabray’s undies. Hah! Dream on, losers. Figgins did right having this site on radar. Now you’re off! Monkey-Q-ass-kissin’-losers! Get a life! From the best, the original, Jacob Ben PS. You really thought I couldn’t hack this stupid site huh.

    WTF is a Gossip Glee? Monkeys run it! (As opposed to the A blog run by the wondrously handsome fellow above!) This “news” site is crap. Just total crap. Bunch of a-holes trying to get into Quinn Fabray’s undies. Hah! Dream on, losers. Figgins did right having this site on radar. Now you’re off! Monkey-Q-ass-kissin’-losers! Get a life!

    From the best, the original,

    Jacob Ben

    PS. You really thought I couldn’t hack this stupid site huh.

    Could be that Cheerios captain Q is on both teams that’s why this even came to be — another gracious charity case, if you will; that, or SuSy has another trick up her jersey sleeve. Word is, Cheerios — yes, all of them — will be doing after-school carwash duties on Friday. The objective? To raise funds for New Directions. Cheerio and glee member Brittany (pictured, inset) confirms to GG, “The money will go to hiring Dakota Stanley. They said we need a new choreographer.” Whatever happened to Mr. Schue? Oh, wait, that’s right. Schueman’s gone AWOL on New Directions since starting Acafellas. But that’s not all there is to it, our tipster says. “R criticized Mr. Schue’s dancing” which led him to start “this Acafellas business.” Oh, R, ever the righteous itch, you are. As always, GG will be on look-out tomorrow to bring news on the fundraiser. For now, you can visit our Formspring line and help us figure out Brittany’s last name. She wasn’t exactly sure herself when we asked her. “I grew up here in Ohio, and my dad’s not home much anymore.” Ah, poor B. Alternatively, you can reach us through omfglee@gmail.com. You know you love me.

    Could be that Cheerios captain Q is on both teams that’s why this even came to be — another gracious charity case, if you will; that, or SuSy has another trick up her jersey sleeve.

    Word is, Cheerios — yes, all of them — will be doing after-school carwash duties on Friday. The objective? To raise funds for New Directions. Cheerio and glee member Brittany (pictured, inset) confirms to GG, “The money will go to hiring Dakota Stanley. They said we need a new choreographer.”

    Whatever happened to Mr. Schue? Oh, wait, that’s right. Schueman’s gone AWOL on New Directions since starting Acafellas. But that’s not all there is to it, our tipster says. “R criticized Mr. Schue’s dancing” which led him to start “this Acafellas business.” Oh, R, ever the righteous itch, you are.

    As always, GG will be on look-out tomorrow to bring news on the fundraiser. For now, you can visit our Formspring line and help us figure out Brittany’s last name. She wasn’t exactly sure herself when we asked her. “I grew up here in Ohio, and my dad’s not home much anymore.” Ah, poor B. Alternatively, you can reach us through omfglee@gmail.com. You know you love me.

    This just in: Henri St. Pierre is in ER right now at St. Rita’s. The former woodshop teacher was found unconscious in his apartment this morning — the cost of downing six bottles of cough syrup in one go. Following his recent woodwork accident, Henri joined Schueman-helmed singing group Acafellas, which had its debut two nights ago at the Benchwarmers Sports Bar. You’d think Henri would be in good spirits after being a hit with their target age group, and, yes, even The Lima News — and we quote: “A big thumbs up to Henri St. Pierre who proves you don’t need all ten fingers to pluck a lady’s heartstrings like a well-tuned, sexy harpsichord.” GG was able to reach P. Figg for comment on Henri’s condition, and he says that while Henri is very much welcome at McKinley, “he will have to go to rehab first and stay there until he’s clear.” So that’s minus one man for Acafellas. And we hear Howard Bamboo is a little too busy doing inventory at Sheets-N-Things nowadays. Minus two. Feel free to hand Schue and K-Tan some help, McKinley. You might want to sub to perform at the PTA on Friday — and commit social suicide in the process. So, yeah, just in case you’re interested, our Formspring line’s open. We’ll be sure to forward your contact details to Mr. Schue. (And, no, Bethany, we won’t forward yours.) Alternatively, you can reach us through omfglee@gmail.com. You know you love me. XOXO, GG.

    This just in: Henri St. Pierre is in ER right now at St. Rita’s. The former woodshop teacher was found unconscious in his apartment this morning — the cost of downing six bottles of cough syrup in one go.

    Following his recent woodwork accident, Henri joined Schueman-helmed singing group Acafellas, which had its debut two nights ago at the Benchwarmers Sports Bar. You’d think Henri would be in good spirits after being a hit with their target age group, and, yes, even The Lima News — and we quote:

    “A big thumbs up to Henri St. Pierre who proves you don’t need all ten fingers to pluck a lady’s heartstrings like a well-tuned, sexy harpsichord.”

    GG was able to reach P. Figg for comment on Henri’s condition, and he says that while Henri is very much welcome at McKinley, “he will have to go to rehab first and stay there until he’s clear.”

    So that’s minus one man for Acafellas. And we hear Howard Bamboo is a little too busy doing inventory at Sheets-N-Things nowadays. Minus two. Feel free to hand Schue and K-Tan some help, McKinley. You might want to sub to perform at the PTA on Friday — and commit social suicide in the process.

    So, yeah, just in case you’re interested, our Formspring line’s open. We’ll be sure to forward your contact details to Mr. Schue. (And, no, Bethany, we won’t forward yours.) Alternatively, you can reach us through omfglee@gmail.com. You know you love me. XOXO, GG.

    This bit isn’t exactly for you fine McKinley folks. It’s for your parents. Mr. Schuester (left-most), glee club director, has recently formed a singing group of his own — this time one that he actually sings in, and the worse part? K-Tan’s in it (right-most). And Henri (second from right). And a certain Howard Bamboo (second from left). Worst? They’re calling it — ugh, wait for it — ‘Acafellas’. The group had its debut last night at the Benchwarmers Sports Bar, and was reportedly a “hit with the audience,” and by audience we’re sure our correspondent means late-30s, early circumstancial retirees looking for a midnight hook-up. Okay, okay, sorry. Our point is, McKinley, we’re not even sure why we’re publishing this. But don’t get us wrong, gcoco, we do appreciate the tip you gave us — as much as we don’t appreciate you seemingly being a fan of them Acafellas (the gallery of performance caps you sent us was honestly quite disturbing). So, if you, dear reader, share our lack of interest in this new-found venture of Schueman and K-Tan, our Formspring line’s open to spam. Alternatively, you can reach us through omfglee@gmail.com. ‘Cause, hey, you know you love glee (and not them).

    This bit isn’t exactly for you fine McKinley folks. It’s for your parents. Mr. Schuester (left-most), glee club director, has recently formed a singing group of his own — this time one that he actually sings in, and the worse part? K-Tan’s in it (right-most). And Henri (second from right). And a certain Howard Bamboo (second from left). Worst? They’re calling it — ugh, wait for it — ‘Acafellas’.

    The group had its debut last night at the Benchwarmers Sports Bar, and was reportedly a “hit with the audience,” and by audience we’re sure our correspondent means late-30s, early circumstancial retirees looking for a midnight hook-up.

    Okay, okay, sorry. Our point is, McKinley, we’re not even sure why we’re publishing this. But don’t get us wrong, gcoco, we do appreciate the tip you gave us — as much as we don’t appreciate you seemingly being a fan of them Acafellas (the gallery of performance caps you sent us was honestly quite disturbing).

    So, if you, dear reader, share our lack of interest in this new-found venture of Schueman and K-Tan, our Formspring line’s open to spam. Alternatively, you can reach us through omfglee@gmail.com. ‘Cause, hey, you know you love glee (and not them).

    Only weeks after getting kicked out of McKinley, Sandy Ryerson (pictured, center) has been spotted back in campus, sparking rumors that the kick-out may not have been for good. And now, fingers are pointed at R for doing the turning in and out of the ex-glee club mod leading to the termination. Is Sandy back for revenge? “No, he’s not back in McKinley,” says our faculty insider. “He’s just here to visit St. Pierre.” Henri St. Pierre, former woodshop teacher, recently cut his thumbs off — by accident, of course — while doing woodwork in school. Sandy and Henri are said to be “good friends”. So R (pictured, right) needn’t worry, really. Sandy’s apparently not out to get back at her, because, well, technically, he can’t. “Ryerson’s not allowed within fifty feet of any student in McKinley, especially the Hank kid.” GG recently had a chat with Hank (pictured, left), and while he’s “still kind of in a trauma,” he’s tried to forget the encounter by doing what he claims he does best, singing. “A couple of friends and I formed a band off-campus,” Hank shares. “We get to perform in bars around town when we’re lucky.” Asked what his favorite song to perform is, he says, “Our acoustic cover of ‘Don’t Touch Me’ by Busta Rhymes is kind of a hit, it’s kind of funny.” And we’re kind of impressed. At least from what we hear, Hank and co. have been getting good feedback — and by feedback we mean Bethany Byrd’s stat updates on her Facebook page. A fan, she is, apparently. As always, our Formspring line’s open for comments and tips, McKinley. Alternatively, you can reach us through omfglee@gmail.com. You know you love me.

    Only weeks after getting kicked out of McKinley, Sandy Ryerson (pictured, center) has been spotted back in campus, sparking rumors that the kick-out may not have been for good. And now, fingers are pointed at R for doing the turning in and out of the ex-glee club mod leading to the termination. Is Sandy back for revenge?

    “No, he’s not back in McKinley,” says our faculty insider. “He’s just here to visit St. Pierre.” Henri St. Pierre, former woodshop teacher, recently cut his thumbs off — by accident, of course — while doing woodwork in school. Sandy and Henri are said to be “good friends”.

    So R (pictured, right) needn’t worry, really. Sandy’s apparently not out to get back at her, because, well, technically, he can’t. “Ryerson’s not allowed within fifty feet of any student in McKinley, especially the Hank kid.”

    GG recently had a chat with Hank (pictured, left), and while he’s “still kind of in a trauma,” he’s tried to forget the encounter by doing what he claims he does best, singing.

    “A couple of friends and I formed a band off-campus,” Hank shares. “We get to perform in bars around town when we’re lucky.” Asked what his favorite song to perform is, he says, “Our acoustic cover of ‘Don’t Touch Me’ by Busta Rhymes is kind of a hit, it’s kind of funny.”

    And we’re kind of impressed. At least from what we hear, Hank and co. have been getting good feedback — and by feedback we mean Bethany Byrd’s stat updates on her Facebook page. A fan, she is, apparently.

    As always, our Formspring line’s open for comments and tips, McKinley. Alternatively, you can reach us through omfglee@gmail.com. You know you love me.