This just in: Henri St. Pierre is in ER right now at St. Rita’s. The former woodshop teacher was found unconscious in his apartment this morning — the cost of downing six bottles of cough syrup in one go. Following his recent woodwork accident, Henri joined Schueman-helmed singing group Acafellas, which had its debut two nights ago at the Benchwarmers Sports Bar. You’d think Henri would be in good spirits after being a hit with their target age group, and, yes, even The Lima News — and we quote: “A big thumbs up to Henri St. Pierre who proves you don’t need all ten fingers to pluck a lady’s heartstrings like a well-tuned, sexy harpsichord.” GG was able to reach P. Figg for comment on Henri’s condition, and he says that while Henri is very much welcome at McKinley, “he will have to go to rehab first and stay there until he’s clear.” So that’s minus one man for Acafellas. And we hear Howard Bamboo is a little too busy doing inventory at Sheets-N-Things nowadays. Minus two. Feel free to hand Schue and K-Tan some help, McKinley. You might want to sub to perform at the PTA on Friday — and commit social suicide in the process. So, yeah, just in case you’re interested, our Formspring line’s open. We’ll be sure to forward your contact details to Mr. Schue. (And, no, Bethany, we won’t forward yours.) Alternatively, you can reach us through omfglee@gmail.com. You know you love me. XOXO, GG.

This just in: Henri St. Pierre is in ER right now at St. Rita’s. The former woodshop teacher was found unconscious in his apartment this morning — the cost of downing six bottles of cough syrup in one go.

Following his recent woodwork accident, Henri joined Schueman-helmed singing group Acafellas, which had its debut two nights ago at the Benchwarmers Sports Bar. You’d think Henri would be in good spirits after being a hit with their target age group, and, yes, even The Lima News — and we quote:

“A big thumbs up to Henri St. Pierre who proves you don’t need all ten fingers to pluck a lady’s heartstrings like a well-tuned, sexy harpsichord.”

GG was able to reach P. Figg for comment on Henri’s condition, and he says that while Henri is very much welcome at McKinley, “he will have to go to rehab first and stay there until he’s clear.”

So that’s minus one man for Acafellas. And we hear Howard Bamboo is a little too busy doing inventory at Sheets-N-Things nowadays. Minus two. Feel free to hand Schue and K-Tan some help, McKinley. You might want to sub to perform at the PTA on Friday — and commit social suicide in the process.

So, yeah, just in case you’re interested, our Formspring line’s open. We’ll be sure to forward your contact details to Mr. Schue. (And, no, Bethany, we won’t forward yours.) Alternatively, you can reach us through omfglee@gmail.com. You know you love me. XOXO, GG.