WTF is a Gossip Glee? Monkeys run it! (As opposed to the A blog run by the wondrously handsome fellow above!) This “news” site is crap. Just total crap. Bunch of a-holes trying to get into Quinn Fabray’s undies. Hah! Dream on, losers. Figgins did right having this site on radar. Now you’re off! Monkey-Q-ass-kissin’-losers! Get a life!

From the best, the original,

Jacob Ben

PS. You really thought I couldn’t hack this stupid site huh.