Only weeks after getting kicked out of McKinley, Sandy Ryerson (pictured, center) has been spotted back in campus, sparking rumors that the kick-out may not have been for good. And now, fingers are pointed at R for doing the turning in and out of the ex-glee club mod leading to the termination. Is Sandy back for revenge? “No, he’s not back in McKinley,” says our faculty insider. “He’s just here to visit St. Pierre.” Henri St. Pierre, former woodshop teacher, recently cut his thumbs off — by accident, of course — while doing woodwork in school. Sandy and Henri are said to be “good friends”. So R (pictured, right) needn’t worry, really. Sandy’s apparently not out to get back at her, because, well, technically, he can’t. “Ryerson’s not allowed within fifty feet of any student in McKinley, especially the Hank kid.” GG recently had a chat with Hank (pictured, left), and while he’s “still kind of in a trauma,” he’s tried to forget the encounter by doing what he claims he does best, singing. “A couple of friends and I formed a band off-campus,” Hank shares. “We get to perform in bars around town when we’re lucky.” Asked what his favorite song to perform is, he says, “Our acoustic cover of ‘Don’t Touch Me’ by Busta Rhymes is kind of a hit, it’s kind of funny.” And we’re kind of impressed. At least from what we hear, Hank and co. have been getting good feedback — and by feedback we mean Bethany Byrd’s stat updates on her Facebook page. A fan, she is, apparently. As always, our Formspring line’s open for comments and tips, McKinley. Alternatively, you can reach us through omfglee@gmail.com. You know you love me.

Only weeks after getting kicked out of McKinley, Sandy Ryerson (pictured, center) has been spotted back in campus, sparking rumors that the kick-out may not have been for good. And now, fingers are pointed at R for doing the turning in and out of the ex-glee club mod leading to the termination. Is Sandy back for revenge?

“No, he’s not back in McKinley,” says our faculty insider. “He’s just here to visit St. Pierre.” Henri St. Pierre, former woodshop teacher, recently cut his thumbs off — by accident, of course — while doing woodwork in school. Sandy and Henri are said to be “good friends”.

So R (pictured, right) needn’t worry, really. Sandy’s apparently not out to get back at her, because, well, technically, he can’t. “Ryerson’s not allowed within fifty feet of any student in McKinley, especially the Hank kid.”

GG recently had a chat with Hank (pictured, left), and while he’s “still kind of in a trauma,” he’s tried to forget the encounter by doing what he claims he does best, singing.

“A couple of friends and I formed a band off-campus,” Hank shares. “We get to perform in bars around town when we’re lucky.” Asked what his favorite song to perform is, he says, “Our acoustic cover of ‘Don’t Touch Me’ by Busta Rhymes is kind of a hit, it’s kind of funny.”

And we’re kind of impressed. At least from what we hear, Hank and co. have been getting good feedback — and by feedback we mean Bethany Byrd’s stat updates on her Facebook page. A fan, she is, apparently.

As always, our Formspring line’s open for comments and tips, McKinley. Alternatively, you can reach us through omfglee@gmail.com. You know you love me.

Well, here’s a twist we didn’t see coming. Bethany Byrd, North Shore High transferee and resident GG tipster, spotted Ms. P and football coach K-Tan together at the Columbus Tulipalooza event last Sat. While this coupling had our radar pinging for a while, we didn’t quite expect the two would actually hit it off. And here we were thinking Schueman and Ms. P we’re on it. We’re guessing it’s good news for everyone, then. Schue’s staying with the preggy missus, and the guidance-football alliance is on its way. Gotta be honest though, we were rooting for the adulterous hook-up. — Okay, you can give us a virtual slap via our Formspring line: omfglee. Alternatively, you can give us a beating through omfglee@gmail.com. ‘Cause, hey, you know you love me.

Well, here’s a twist we didn’t see coming. Bethany Byrd, North Shore High transferee and resident GG tipster, spotted Ms. P and football coach K-Tan together at the Columbus Tulipalooza event last Sat.

While this coupling had our radar pinging for a while, we didn’t quite expect the two would actually hit it off. And here we were thinking Schueman and Ms. P we’re on it. We’re guessing it’s good news for everyone, then. Schue’s staying with the preggy missus, and the guidance-football alliance is on its way.

Gotta be honest though, we were rooting for the adulterous hook-up. — Okay, you can give us a virtual slap via our Formspring line: omfglee. Alternatively, you can give us a beating through omfglee@gmail.com. ‘Cause, hey, you know you love me.

New Directions today had its debut at McKinley’s pep assembly, pulling off a less than classy, whore-ish show choir number that had students on their feet — and their parents on their phones. Word is P. Figg has had to entertain calls and mails from concerned parents about the number. “He’s concerned, yeah, but he’s also impressed by how the glee kids entertained the students,” says our faculty insider. SuSy, however, is bent on having New Directions disbanded after the “offensive” presentation. “We cannot tolerate public lasciviousness in this school. Any self-respecting institution simply can’t have it.” New Directions lead Rachel Berry admits that the number was a means of getting the students’ attention. “Glee club is all about expressing yourself,” R tells us. “As teenagers we have to acknowledge the fact that we are driven by our hormones stronger than any organic fiber in our body, that’s why we chose ‘Push It’ as our performance piece.” Senior transferee Bethany Byrd (pictured, inset) seems to agree. “When I was watching Finn Hudson grind it on stage, so much blood flowed into my vagina I thought I was going to menstruate. It was awesome. Finn is awesome.” So tell us, McKinley: Was the performance so awesome it made blood flow into your privates? You can post your thoughts on our Formspring page: omfglee. Alternatively, you can reach us through omfglee@gmail.com. We’ll be sure to update you what becomes of New Directions after ‘Push It’. Wouldn’t want them to go, would you? ‘Cause really, you know you love glee.

New Directions today had its debut at McKinley’s pep assembly, pulling off a less than classy, whore-ish show choir number that had students on their feet — and their parents on their phones.

Word is P. Figg has had to entertain calls and mails from concerned parents about the number. “He’s concerned, yeah, but he’s also impressed by how the glee kids entertained the students,” says our faculty insider.

SuSy, however, is bent on having New Directions disbanded after the “offensive” presentation. “We cannot tolerate public lasciviousness in this school. Any self-respecting institution simply can’t have it.”

New Directions lead Rachel Berry admits that the number was a means of getting the students’ attention. “Glee club is all about expressing yourself,” R tells us. “As teenagers we have to acknowledge the fact that we are driven by our hormones stronger than any organic fiber in our body, that’s why we chose ‘Push It’ as our performance piece.”

Senior transferee Bethany Byrd (pictured, inset) seems to agree. “When I was watching Finn Hudson grind it on stage, so much blood flowed into my vagina I thought I was going to menstruate. It was awesome. Finn is awesome.”

So tell us, McKinley: Was the performance so awesome it made blood flow into your privates? You can post your thoughts on our Formspring page: omfglee. Alternatively, you can reach us through omfglee@gmail.com. We’ll be sure to update you what becomes of New Directions after ‘Push It’. Wouldn’t want them to go, would you? ‘Cause really, you know you love glee.